My New Halloween Strategy

I fail at Halloween nearly every year. Not this year. Let me clue you into my secret costume that is going to blow everybody away.

This meticulously reproduced Chinese astronaut costume is only 1500rmb. And it comes with a 5-year guarantee. That means that I am set for 5 years of Halloweens! Blast off!

Here are some other Halloween strategies that you may wish to deploy.

For Wild Girls

Sexy cosplay costumes are huge on Taobao. Just search cos and you will find a huge treasure trove of semi-pornographic material. Finally, with Halloween here, I have an excuse to write about it. At the mild end, there are cute little outfits like this for only 88rmb. At the wild end, there is a bunch of stuff too hot for TFG. Recommended browsing.

If you wanna get a little sexier, try this flight attendant costume.

For Shy Girls

If you are a female and don’t want to show off too much, but still wants to show some Halloween spirit, how about one of these Halloween tees. They are 86rmb.

For Dudes

Sorry Dudes. Don’t even try to go as an astronaut because that is spoken for, so don’t even try. Unless you want to get really embarrassed because my costume looks so awesome because I spent 1500rmb on it and yours is lame because you are much more poor. Here are some ways to avoid embarrassment.

Be a Pirate

Pirates are always welcome additions to any party. Make the scene like this rockstar and never stop talking like a pirate for the whole party. Arrrrrrg!

Where did he get that killer pirate pose?

Taobao’s Halloween Costumes For Kids

If you are a kid, not only do you have a totally sweet life full of candy and cartoons, but you also get the best Halloween costumes. Hula Kid here wins my vote for best costume. It is simple and lively. And only 15rmb!

Hula Kid is best for kids that are a little bit chubby. If your kid is skinny, I suggest buying this Zorro costume. While your kid might be all “who is Zorro?”  They will not refuse this rad costume.

That kid is stone cold.

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